- Mood:
Horror - Listening to: the silence of all the recording devices
- Reading: the signs of the coming apocalypsoi
- Watching: zombies milling around my building
- Playing: with your mind
- Eating: salmon and broccoli and rice, and BRAINS!
- Drinking: shooting coca-cola, the cocaine, er caffiene drink
This is your irregularly scheduled random intermittent update.
Eyes Only says: Big Brother is Definitely Watching.
Max Headroom says: Well, duh. Have you been watching 24? They can find you anywhere, anywhen, and send Jack to kill you. Seriously. If you see Bauer on the street, RUN. Or, you know, hide. Or something. He thinks you are a terrorist, and will torture you to get the information on where you hid the art bomb.
I am in the greater Bay Area of San Francisco most days. Fairfield/Vallejo when sleeping, and in SF when getting naked for strangers in order to make money. What was that? Oh, no. I am neither a stripper or a prostitute, but thanks for asking. Art Model, actually, is my current employment. Naked. Strangers. Drawing, though, and no touching, and I just have to stand still, not shake my ass. So it's all good. The Academy of Art University pays me fifteen dollars an hour, and it's better than flipping burgers. Plus I get to hang out with 18-25 year old artists, a fair number of whom are A) hot chicks, and B) geeks like me. It's a perque.
When I'm not holding yoga poses for hours at a time and trying not to move, I also play music. Yup, still doing that crap. My current band is called "She Flies." Been together for a little more than two years now. We play Shamanic Rock. Currently we're a duo, acoustic: voice and guitar. However that could change, assuming we ever found any good/reliable musicians to play with. (sigh) Know anyone who is: A) a killer __insert instrument here__ player, B) lives in (or will translocate regularly to,) the greater SF area, and C) is willing to rock out against capitalism, right wing "christian" wing-nuts like Fred f*cking Phelps (O' Lord of all the Universe, may he rot in hell forever and ever, amen...), and illegal laws that gut our constitution and strip away the few "rights" we had left?
My girlfriend, Krishna Alexandra, is in da band with me. We is the duo of which I speaks. She is a crazy artist, a Leo, an Urban Shaman, and is currently attending the Academy of Art University in SF, majoring in Illustration and creating her own interdepartmental Experimental Theatre Troupe with the intent of touring a show and winding up at Burning Man in 2010 to burn the sets and have a kickin party. You should come. You will like it. Or I will hypnotise you and make you like it.
DJ Xero says: Get Off Your Ass! Go do something. Make some art. Make some noise. Kill a Republican... er, I mean, a Zombie. Yes. Killing Zombies is allowed. Killing Republicans, while Emotionally Satisfying and Good for the Country, is probably still bad for your Karma, and also illegal and liable to end you in an uncomfortable prison cell talking to Criminal Psychologists. So no, I cannot officially endorse any killing of people that are not already *UnDead. Don't do it. If you do do it, don't tell me. I need plausible deniability, here, people. Seriously. Oh, and don't touch Stephen Colbert. We don't want to martyr him to the "Republican" cause, that would just give them a reason to go on fighting. Not that you're going to touch anyone. We already covered that. No "violence." Yes, that's my official policy, and I'm stickin to it.
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*(begin Free Speech excerise): And Nazis. I actually DO officially endorse and recommend the shooting of Nazis. I saw Inglorious Basterds. It rocked. Nazis, Klu Klux Klan, and other crazy xenophobic arselicks are a threat to all of Civilization, and should be removed by the fastest, most effective bullet available. (/end Free Speech excersise.)
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[chaos]kristina*007
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."-----Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
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discover me...
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c(")(") When life gives you lemons. . .KEEP THEM!
Because, Hey, Free Lemons!
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d-scarab said that...
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Living and let die
Look here
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It more than meets the eye
you know wat im wasting my life in the uk when i can be in wonderful america!
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Sustainable transportation will save the world..
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saleha
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Salut les ptits choux !!
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I just can't seem to concentrate...with these black and white eyes...
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Stop using colorful adjectives. My brain can't process rainbows.
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'My bones will keep rockin long after I'm gone....'
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"To lose one parent,Mr.Worthing,may be regarded as a misfortune to lose both looks like carelessness"
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